From the beginning of time...until forever

Does anyone else find this as funny as I do? This is a list of most of the jobs I have held at BYU. And as you can tell from the list, I have been here forever.

Literally.

Please notice the start date and end date of my jobs at BYU.

beginning of time - 7/02/2005
FOODS ELWC/ELWC Catering
7/2005 - 7/2005
SPECIAL EVENTS/Special Events
7/2005 - 11/2005
FOODS ELWC/ELWC Catering
11/2005 - 1/2006
FOOD MTC PART/MTC Cafeteria Proper
1/2006 - 2/2006
CHURCH HISTORY/Church History & Doctrine
2/2006 - 5/2006
FOOD MTC PART/MTC Cafeteria Proper
5/2006 - 8/2006
ANCIENT SCRIPTURE/Ancient Scripture
8/2006 - 8/2006
PAYROLL/Cew Byu Provo
8/2006 - 9/2006
ANCIENT SCRIPTURE/Ancient Scripture
9/2006 - 9/2006
CHURCH HISTORY/Church History & Doctrine
9/2006 - 12/2006
ANCIENT SCRIPTURE/Ancient Scripture
12/2006 - 12/2006
KBYU ADMINISTRATION/Administrative
12/2006 - 5/2007
CHURCH HISTORY/Church History & Doctrine
5/2007 - 6/2007
HP Intra Extramurals/Invitational Track Meet
6/2007 - 8/2007
PAYROLL/Faculty Consolida
8/2007 - 8/2007
ANCIENT SCRIPTURE/Ancient Scripture
8/2007 - 12/2007
PAYROLL/Faculty Consolida
12/2007 - 12/2007
ANCIENT SCRIPTURE/Ancient Scripture
12/2007 - 1/2008
KBYU ADMINISTRATION/Administrative
1/2008 - 8/2008
ANCIENT SCRIPTURE/Ancient Scripture
8/2008 - 4/2010
PAYROLL/Faculty Consolida
4/2010 - 5/2010
DEAN'S OFFICE RELIGIOUS ED./Associate Dean
5/2010 - forever

I'm never getting out of here. I really will be here forever!!! (And no, I didn't add these in myself. They are on my job payroll login...)